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"Good morning, Identicats!"
by Marina Martin September 27, 2008
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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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Identitties

A pair of breasts that are so unique that, if you were to see just a picture of her chest, you could recognize the person immediately.
"Did you see her identitties?"
"Yeah! That's (Girl A)"
"Amazing. You've got some serious indentitty skills."
"Yup."
by adesyndicate February 9, 2015
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Identical Twin Theory

The idea that two semi-attractive females have an increased sexual desirability due to being identical twins. (It is similar in concept to the cheerleader effect).
Guy 1: yo check it out hot twins at our 9 o'clock. I'd do 'em.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!

Identical Twin Theory in effect.
by GamerGuy631- June 26, 2009
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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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identitties

Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.

Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.

from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.

Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
by Alan-a-Dale March 15, 2011
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identical twins

identical twin girls(most twins not all, this incudes guys too) are the most loving, spiritual, smart, hot, and caring people you will ever meet. Being a twin is awesome and very lucky because they are definetely a dream bestfriend. Not the typical back stabbing, hypocritical, and turns out to be mean bestfriend all the girls dream of never encountering. As a twin, you think the same and can say the same exact thing at the same exact time(AWESOME!) Also, for all those who talk shit and stereotype twins as bitches and bullies you really have not met twins before because whoever has met twins can tell you so and if you haven't met twins yet, its very cool.
Guy; Hi! Are you girls twins?
identical Twins(at the same time): Yea, identical
Guy: Awesome!
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