icom

To do with children, term used over the internet.

Anon 1: Lay down your worst sites, /b/.
Anon 2: Here's some icom porn.

by superhackor420 November 3, 2016

icomposed

A man who’s voice makes you tremble. He makes your soul ascend into a blissful aura of emotions. icomposed is a man who’s voice you must constantly replay and imagine him saying all the things you want to hear.

Do you know icomposed ? Yes I’m his number one simp

by Holly The Stallion June 6, 2021

iCommander

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.

Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.

by blackchurch November 12, 2010

icommode

Listen to music and watching video's on crapper. Basically the same as iPot.

I gotta get on my iCommode so I can have something to do while I sit there.

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

iCompetition

Occurs when someone who has an iphone sees someone else with the same phone and almost immediatly gets all competitive and tries to see who has more applications,better songs,etc.

Can be very annoying and Stupid.

Joshua: U have an iphone?!??

Danielle: Ummmm yea...why?

Joshua: *snatches her phone out of her hand* HAHAHA u only have one page of apps!!!! And look at your songs...they totally suck!!!

Danielle: Dammit Joshua, this isn't an iCompetition....

by GoofyChick=3 February 12, 2009

icoma

When someone is miles away from the outside world and can't be reached because he or she is blasting music from their mp3 player ridiculously loud

Dan-"Yo Mike... Mike.... MIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" dan proceeds to punch mike

Pat- "Just leave it alone you'll never get to him as long as he's in that icoma"

by the third child June 16, 2009

I'com'it'a uhaul

Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."

"I need to move." -person one

"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two

by The Jayson July 7, 2009