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Incredibly cold testicles.
"I'm tired of my girlfriend complaining about my chilly iceticles every time we make love."
iceticles by lemonlimeskull June 8, 2009
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Izzo Icicles 

Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.

Icesticlisity 

The invisible force that holds the last piece of Ice in the bottom of a glass no matter how many times you beat it on your face.
1.Brian blammed the circular ring on his face on the Icesticlisity of the last piece of ice in his drink.

2. She Left brian at the table ,looking like a walrus waiting for a fish ,as he beat his glass against his face.trying to break the icesticlisity of the last piece of ice.
Icesticlisity by Kipp Ivey May 12, 2006

Test Icicles 

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.
1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.
Test Icicles by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005
The cum/slobber that drips off a whore's chin after a really sloppy blowjob.
Did you see the icicles hanging off that whore's chin??! After deep throating johnny's giant wang Jenny had 2 huge icicles hanging from her chin.
Icicles by The Icicle King September 8, 2009

icesticles 

A term usually used to describe the condition of ones testicles while working outside in bone chilling cold. Carpenters of all trades use the term all too often during the winter months in Minnesota.
Dude, I got icesticles.
icesticles by avaraxus December 11, 2007

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.
That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.
Mexican Icicles by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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