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Optical Iboobsion 

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.
Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion
n. A name given to the student composed tech support in public school counties where every student is loan an Apple iBook laptop.
I hate those stuck up iBookers and their condescending tones.

Omg, iBookers have no life.
iBooker by Ali Najafabadi November 15, 2004
This will be the end of our world, and the start of the apocalypse. So start getting into those iVaults, store up on some iBeans and listen to your iPods till this is all over. Most of all, have fun :)
"OMG! That iBomb killed all of canada!"

"so?"
iBomb by LETIV October 28, 2009

Inboobitably 

in·boo·bi·ta·bly in-boo-bi-tuh-blee, -dyoo- Show IPA
adjective
that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionably that's a nice rack girrrl

Basically the same word as Indubitably but a lot more fun to say.
Matt - "So you're saying those tits on her aren't even real?"
Michael - "Inboobitably"

Matt - "Dude have you tried this new beer?"
Michael - "Inboobitably"
Inboobitably by Mook O'Donovan December 6, 2011
The iBook is a laptop computer from Apple.

The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.

OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
"Oh dear god, I just turned on my PC Notebook, and I get this fricken' Blue screen of death!!"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."

"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
iBook by Eric the Wolf March 25, 2005
a boob that grows inwards.
very painful.
also an exotic sex position used by the African species of JoeyRobos.
"dude she has an inboob"
"ouch!"
inboob by joeyrobo October 20, 2011