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Optical Iboobsion
When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.
Optical Iboobsion by grizz69 May 8, 2012
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iBooker
n. A name given to the student composed tech support in public school counties where every student is loan an Apple iBook laptop.
iBooker by Ali Najafabadi November 15, 2004
iBomb
This will be the end of our world, and the start of the apocalypse. So start getting into those iVaults, store up on some iBeans and listen to your iPods till this is all over. Most of all, have fun :)
Inboobitably
in·boo·bi·ta·bly in-boo-bi-tuh-blee, -dyoo- Show IPA
adjective
that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionably that's a nice rack girrrl
Basically the same word as Indubitably but a lot more fun to say.
adjective
that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionably that's a nice rack girrrl
Basically the same word as Indubitably but a lot more fun to say.
Matt - "So you're saying those tits on her aren't even real?"
Michael - "Inboobitably"
Matt - "Dude have you tried this new beer?"
Michael - "Inboobitably"
Michael - "Inboobitably"
Matt - "Dude have you tried this new beer?"
Michael - "Inboobitably"
Inboobitably by Mook O'Donovan December 6, 2011
iBook
The iBook is a laptop computer from Apple.
The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.
OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
The iBook is sleek and powerful, sporting fantastic hardware architecture cased in asturdy, reliable chassis.. with good looks. The iBook's G4 processor and specifications seem to be a bit shit on paper (before you go into detail) but it performs brilliantly, Multitasking nicely and performing the toughest of tasks. Well placed WiFi antennae make picking up the weakest of signals a breeze, too.
OS X is beautiful and functional, sporting the Aqua UI and a spiffy dock. Better than crappy Windows and Linux anyday.
"Oh dear god, I just turned on my PC Notebook, and I get this fricken' Blue screen of death!!"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."
"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
"And all I got was a sexy UI."
"Windows has crashed, and OS X is running smoothly"
iBook by Eric the Wolf March 25, 2005
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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