ibfop

That feeling when you look or say a word for too long, and it no longer looks or sounds correct.

Also, when you look at a correctly spelled word and begin to wonder if it is actually the correct spelling.

The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the

Oh my god, what an ibfop.

by LandL August 25, 2014

iFop

iFop owner of an iPhone.

By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"

Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."

Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".

FanBoys in recent months have fought hard to deny the existence of the "Bridge of Death" a technological failure in the latest version of the iPhone (Favourite Tool of iFops) which prevents the phone functioning as a phone when held in a natural manner.

The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.

All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.

by blackchurch November 6, 2010

infopimp

To gather information, often in a clandestine way

Our competitor totally infopimped us - they got access to our demo and found our new features before the press release.

by infopimp December 22, 2009

infopause n. (information + pause)

infopause n. (information + pause)

staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.

The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.

Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.

by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003

IBFORGOT

IBFORGOT

means im fucking gay and i want it in the ass

Person A: HAHAHA IBFORGOT
Person B:??? what
Person A: I want it in the ass.
Person B: Oh.

by NicoConaway October 12, 2021

infoporn

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

Sun Magazine is infoporn.

by Eyrab22 August 18, 2007

Infopreneur

An infopreneur is an entrepreneur who specializes in the sale and distribution of information (usually online). The information could either be their own (something they wrote, like a how-to manual or e-book) or someone else's information (as a reseller).

Usually their information is sold in the form of a product (cds, audio tapes, dvds, etc). Infopreneurs are content-driven, marketing-savvy entrepreneurs that rely on newer methods of marketing, such as online marketing.

Infopreneurs collect or sell information that solves the problems of others.

"Instead of taking out a loan to open a restaurant, I decided to put together a dvd series that shows people how to cook"

"Wow! You sound like an infopreneur"

by the fabulous tee July 25, 2007