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iFop owner of an iPhone.

By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"

Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."

Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".
FanBoys in recent months have fought hard to deny the existence of the "Bridge of Death" a technological failure in the latest version of the iPhone (Favourite Tool of iFops) which prevents the phone functioning as a phone when held in a natural manner.

The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.

All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.
iFop by blackchurch November 6, 2010
Words you can keep
(n.) An internet personality (such as a myspace profile, facebook entry, etc) that is obsessed with their appearance and perceived dignity via the internet.
Chris Crocker, being the internet whore that he is, is an iFop. Louise (weezyrokk on myspace) defines herself by her friends list and is therefore an iFop.
iFop by No Fop November 20, 2007
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