Ivanker

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Ivankers (see wanker)

British slang for Democrat idiot or fool. A leftist reprobate.

"Get away from me you bloody Ivanker! You didn't say a word when Chelsea was stinking up the place."

Those bloody Ivankers are at it again. Where were they when Chelsea Clinton was in charge of money for charities?

Ivanker by Del Ritchie April 28, 2022

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iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

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Ivanker • iWanker • ivander

ivander

A man who is a dad figure and has a nice c̶o̶c̶k̶ personality.

"i would love an ivander right know"

ivander by Smokey_Bones January 8, 2017

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iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.

Rajiv is an iWanker

iWanker by xwagon September 14, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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