Ivanker

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Ivankers (see wanker)

British slang for Democrat idiot or fool. A leftist reprobate.

"Get away from me you bloody Ivanker! You didn't say a word when Chelsea was stinking up the place."

Those bloody Ivankers are at it again. Where were they when Chelsea Clinton was in charge of money for charities?

Ivanker by Del Ritchie April 28, 2022

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iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

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Ivanker • iWanker • ivander

ivander

A man who is a dad figure and has a nice c̶o̶c̶k̶ personality.

"i would love an ivander right know"

ivander by Smokey_Bones January 8, 2017

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iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.

Rajiv is an iWanker

iWanker by xwagon September 14, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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