i-banker
An investment banker.
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i'm bakered
i'm bakered by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013
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i-banker • i'm bakered • I don't give a bakers fuck • i • i love you • I'm fine... • i love you more • i- • I'm game • i.s.
I don't give a bakers fuck
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016
It's about time I cleaned out that bakery
Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
It's about time I cleaned out that bakery by Domsky September 13, 2023
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