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i-banker

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned
Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint
by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013
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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
by Domsky September 13, 2023
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