1 definition by Alboroto
The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash
Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash
Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between
"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"
by Alboroto November 13, 2007