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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."
John: "Really Justin? What is it?"
Justin: "Its called Megavideo"
*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."
Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"
The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
John: "Really Justin? What is it?"
Justin: "Its called Megavideo"
*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."
Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"
The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
iPod Nazi
Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
iPod Nazi by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010
ipod nipples
"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."
"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."
"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."
"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."
"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."
ipod nipples by Woobers June 9, 2009
iPod Nano
Synonymus to graham cracker.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.
iPod Nano by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006
iPod Nazi
iPod Nazi by jekyll&hyde April 10, 2009
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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