An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.
An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.