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Ipadsturbating 

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.
Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!
Ipadsturbating by McNobbs November 24, 2010
Related Words
1: One who spends all their time playing retarded apps on apple's version of a NetBook.

2: Another word for Ryan Nisolek.
"Dude, you are such a fucking iPadist. You play the most retarded apps, you perverted freak."
iPadist by w00t123 May 11, 2010

iPadestrian 

An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.
An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!

ipadsexual 

ipadsexual is an attraction to ipads!
i,e: You see her over there? She is ipadsexual . She wants to fuck an IPad.
Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.
Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.
ipads by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019

iradosaklitis 

the iris part of the human body

PS: idfk if this is right i just guessed
welcome class were gonna be learnings about iradosaklitis AKA the iris of the human eye
iradosaklitis by RNGNERD4WAR2 December 23, 2021