Ipadsturbating

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.

Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!

by McNobbs November 24, 2010

ipodsterbating

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010