iPadestrian

An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.

An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!

by stop the love, spread the hate August 26, 2013

iPodestrian

1. A selfish, self absorbed, iPod wearing pedestrian who insists on walking on a bike path without having any awareness of any other bike path users.

2. A totally self absorbed iPod wearing pedestrian who blithely walks anywhere, including into traffic. A potential organ donor.

...ting....ting....tingting... HEY...FUCK YOU TOO...fucking iPodestrian

by squirtjosie August 11, 2012