iPadist

1: One who spends all their time playing retarded apps on apple's version of a NetBook.

2: Another word for Ryan Nisolek.

"Dude, you are such a fucking iPadist. You play the most retarded apps, you perverted freak."

by w00t123 May 11, 2010

IPAPistan

A mystical world somewhere between Narnia and the Cartoon Network. A place where you may see a unicorn or your grandmother dressed up in ACUs impersonating a Colonel in the United States Army. An angry place where students run entirely off of hate and coffee. A place where those who can, do and those who can't, teach.

Student #1: "Did I just see an overweight CPT with red streaks in her hair, a COL with a super-big gulp attached to her hand and a MAJ with a moustache yelling at a crowd of students?"

Student #2: "Welcome to IPAPistan"

by ~Lim Tamb June 18, 2013

Ipadsturbating

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.

Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!

by McNobbs November 24, 2010

ipaditis

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.

by campers28 May 9, 2011

iPadestrian

An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.

An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!

by stop the love, spread the hate August 26, 2013

ipaditis

"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.

iPaditis. "I can't do that just now, I'm in the middle of a game." "Sorry, I forgot you were there - need to check my scrabble status.)

by the real georgeous george July 1, 2015

iSadistiq

a really cool Roblox player who exploits they also love fnaf and mha with all their heart

Person 1: Hey do you know iSadistiq
Person 2: Omg i love her, they are so funny!
Person 3: Who is that??
Person 1 and Person 2: Fuck off fucking hetero

by shitonthefloor69 January 1, 2021