iNert

The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)

"Hon, did you ask Mike to take out the trash?"

"Yeah, but he was iNert. I'll try after dinner."

by FitofPeak July 27, 2014

inert

What the balls are. (It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys.)

"The balls are inert...!" - Piccolo
Really though, inert means doing nothing.

by Yams March 6, 2007

inert

Your balls become inert when you get the aching and sore feeling after they have been hit or after you have had a session of intense masturbation.

"Dude, I was jerking off to Stacy's mom 15 minutes ago and now my balls are inert!"

by speckd December 11, 2007

inert

When somebody is asexual or frankly is not horny at all.

My girlfriend is inert, she doesn't wanna have sex.

by Double-yew Thirteen October 12, 2008

The Balls are Inert

A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

by ololraptorjesus January 6, 2008

Inert trip

Taking your mind somewhere else without moving the body.

Dude, that song took me on an inert trip.

by AquariumThinker October 17, 2020

inert snitching

snitching on yourself. not clever. not gonna lie.

well, I was only inert snitching...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019