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Anyone on god's green earth who owns an Ipod and brags about it.
Dude I just over heard an iKnob telling his buddy that he can install Windows XP on his iPod and still fit seven and half gigs of Itunes on it.
iKnob by T-DawG September 4, 2005
Words you can keep

Innobisphobia

Fear of a game called "Among Us", or maybe the word itself "Amogus".
A : I think I might have Innobisphobia.
B : What is it?
A : Fear of Among Us
B : Oh you afraid to be sus?
A : STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING ME AWAY

iknorite 

I know, right?
Used on irc mainly to reply to someone.
"liek zomg.. i r teh stupidz..."
"iknorite?"
iknorite by PixieMeat March 12, 2008
Poorly accepted acronym for So. Cal.'s famous In-N-Out Burger.
Hey man, let's grab a double double from INOB.
INOB by Joe Nathan May 6, 2007
A person so fixated and enamored with Apple that it consumes his or her soul, with the sole life goal of insulting all Windows (tm) based products
Geez. That photographer is such an iSnob.
iSnob by Superace July 3, 2005

IKNOWDATBITCH 

The odd occurrence in pornography where you know one of the female leads. Common since there is so much amateur on the net now.
Brad's fap was ruined by a classic case of IKNOWDATBITCH.
IKNOWDATBITCH by Herr Eliot March 8, 2008

Iknowwhatthatmeans 

Phrase: best way ever to piss people off and get them irate in a matter of minutes. It can be used at any time, with any statement anywhere and will cause instant confusion, good times will ensue. It is best especially if you never tell the other person why you said it, and just keep repeating the phrase over and over again. It's sure to make anyone feel insecure about what they just said, and they will think that you took what they said to mean something sexual probably, even if it's the most random thing ever.
Girl: Hey I was thinking of going and getting something to eat in awhile.

Boy: Iknowwhatthatmeans

Girl: What??? What..... what means?

Boy: Yeah........ Iknowwhatthatmeans

Girl: Wtf are you talking about......It's endless
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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