What you do when someone you know only from the internet (Facebook, Myspace, Message Boards) dies.Often you may not even know the persons real name, yet genuinely feel saddened by their passing.

Bob: You look bummed out.

Me: I'm e-grieving, Shooter McGavin died.

Bob: The guy from Happy Gillmore?

Me: No some guy I've known for 4 years on a message board.

e-grieving by twalko1 June 17, 2009

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grieving buddies

When you and your friend both get your hearts broken or experience a breakup at the same time and grieve what the relationship could have been.

Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend

Girl: Wanna be grieving buddies?

grieving buddies by GrievingBuddy June 13, 2020

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Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.

Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.

Book Grieving by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013

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Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.

Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔

Horny Grieving by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

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