Grieve

Mourning the loss of something, literally or ironically. Best used when referring to first world problems.

Friend 1 - Waitress has run out of quinoa.
Friend 2 - Grieve.

Grieve by Rosie&Holly March 21, 2017

Grieve

Funny, illegally blind, short term memory loss, and the best boyfriend.

He is a Grieve awesome great buddy friend.

Grieve by NgoL December 9, 2016

grieve

the edgy name of some idiot kid on the internet. they're stupid but also kinda funny. avoid this person at ALL COSTS.

person 1: some random named grieve commented "so true" on a meme about gay sex
person 2: what a comedian

grieve by murdoc niccals' steaming piss November 23, 2021

grieve leave

When someone you are close to have died you take time off work or school to grieve

Barbara's cousin died so she is taking a week off on grieve leave

grieve leave by Rapechel June 3, 2009

grieve and leave 

When you attend a funeral of a family member or an aquaitance, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.

I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a grieve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.

grieve and leave by Catherine May 13, 2005

pre-grieve 

Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.

“Curtis came through like a tornado, sulking and fuming” said Maddie after Winston finally came out of the ICU feet first , “and you couldn’t say a word without him blowing up.”
Offering scant reassurance, Bruce said “You can’t take it personally, though, he wasn’t mad at you, he was pre-grieving.”
“He was still a little shit,” said Maddie.

"Mom was so staunch when Dad was in hospice." says Rosemarie. "She pre-grieved by completely reorganizing the china cupboard, the linen closet and even the glove box of his Caddie."

pre-grieve by Hifalutin! February 21, 2022

Tom Grieve 

A non-alcoholic mixed drink of diet coke/pepsi and grenadine. It can also be garnished with a cherry.

Is distinguished from a Roy Rogers by containing diet rather than non-diet cola.

"I don't always drink non-alcoholic beverages, but when I do, I make it a Tom Grieve. Stay thirsty my friends." ~Most Interesting Man In The World.

Tom Grieve by sdfsghkj November 12, 2012