i.tourettes
i.tourettes by Toxic Rose June 27, 2011
Get the i.tourettes mug.
intourettes
The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet
Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.
Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.
Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.
Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.
Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.
Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.
Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.
Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.
Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.
intourettes by fluorescent! May 28, 2010
Related Words
i.tourettes • intourettes • i • i love you • I'm fine... • i love you more • i- • I'm game • i.s. • I'ma
intourettes
When chatting online, you accidentally blurt out information that is completely irrelevant to the topic, or extremely personal that has nothing to do with the conversation.
Tom: Where are you going tonight?
Jane: To the bars.
Tom: Cool, anyone in particular
Andy: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Tom: ^^^^ intourettes
Bill: Did you see the logo on the shark?
Erica: Yes, that was amazing.
Mon: OMFG!!!!!pound55home1capslock WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!! @enter pagedownampersand
Bill:^^^^ drugs & intourettes
Jane: To the bars.
Tom: Cool, anyone in particular
Andy: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Tom: ^^^^ intourettes
Bill: Did you see the logo on the shark?
Erica: Yes, that was amazing.
Mon: OMFG!!!!!pound55home1capslock WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!! @enter pagedownampersand
Bill:^^^^ drugs & intourettes
intourettes by OneBadMafucka December 14, 2008
Intourettes
"Shit fucking slow fucking hurry the fuck up dumb cunt internet."
"Pardon?"
"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."
"Pardon?"
"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."
Intourettes by Mausism July 6, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026