Podomasochist

Someone who wears shoes that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.

I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.

by Mausism March 30, 2009

Podomasochist

Someone who wears shows that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.

I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.

by Mausism March 30, 2009

Intourettes

The string of random expletives uttered when battling a painfully slow internet connection.

"Shit fucking slow fucking hurry the fuck up dumb cunt internet."

"Pardon?"

"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."

by Mausism July 06, 2009