"OMG, I cannot, CANNOT, beliiiiiieve that you still don't have an iPod yet."
"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"
"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool?
Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a
fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."
"Look, iSpod, it'
s not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my
face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old
retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white
Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"
"OMG, like whatever."
*KILLS*