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I stole your box 

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.
Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.

I'll be box 

Before you say something lame and sappy to ensure the person your talking to, that your becoming deep and fenimen.
how are you in catherine?
I'll be box, we're having a rough patch.
I'll be box by donrak August 14, 2011

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet
i am juice box by SOULESamurai August 6, 2016

I got a box 

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.
I got a box and after that I became a pro
I got a box by EDHS March 24, 2020

Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles 

Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles
Paper Box Is I legally Owned Angel Jose Robles

can i chew your box 

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
can i chew your box by Michellebell November 23, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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