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I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! 

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.
During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

i would like to apologize 

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

I would like to make romance inside of you 

I would like to make romance inside of you- wawaweewa, very nice, I would very much like to make the romance inside of you

i would love to see you dance 

sex. lots of sex.
boy: i would love to see you dance

i would like to get to know you better 

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese 

What I say to people in D&D.
Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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