i pity the fool!

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!

I pity the fool that messes with my van!

by EgillAnd May 13, 2005

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

by diatrevolo November 9, 2003

I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...

I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!

by Kevin587 April 7, 2007

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I pity the fool

Mr. T's catchphrase.

Lil' Jon? I pity the fool.

by Mr. Cynic June 5, 2005

i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream

sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 November 30, 2022