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I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.
Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."
I'm not by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
It isn't.
Hym "I'm not. It doesn't. Don't take my confession as an indicator that I'm proud of anything but better to live your life in infamy then hiding your shame. I wasn't lying when I said it harmed me more than it did anyone else and my relationship with women is evidence of that. Also, Pier's wife needed 'break!' Haha!"
I'm not by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
And I'm also not doing this a different way. I cannot stress enough to you how adamant I am about not changing how this is going to work.
Hym "I'm not. I'm not changing. I'm not letting you turn this into something that it's not. And I'm not letting you give the proceeds of my work away. You need to accept that."
I'm not by Hym Iam December 31, 2025

I'm not ready for a relationship 

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*

I’m not a furry but

The sentence furries say before becoming one
I’m not a furry but I like this protogen video!

I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement

The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.
"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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