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When you the only possible outcome is you having it
Friend: Dude, you gotta get on that chick
You: Bro, I gots
I Gots by Harebear November 20, 2010
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I Gots You 

When someone has gots you it means that they have yo back, they’re there for you, they’ll help you out whenever you need it, when your upset they’ll be there to comfort you, they joke around with you, they keep their promises, they miss you when your gone, they do things for you to make you smile and laugh, they trust you, they need you in their life, they luvs you 🌚💕
I gots you more Legoff

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I Gots You by Maximus825 April 30, 2019

I gots my Ice-cubes 

When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.
Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!

i gots ta getcha 

if we're in the backseat of my car and you tell me "baby, I need to go down south"...the jermaine dupri song will soon be playing in my head "gotta getcha." forget the fucking visa swipe. i will pull out my pimp mastercard, to discover, so i can express my american girl entitled right to check if your credit is good or bad with your penis. you won't get close to my south pole arena before i get to yours.
if you're credit is bad: after the check-out i gots ta getcha out.
if you're credit is good: you can stay up in my south-pole hood
i gots ta getcha by A*TOWN November 30, 2006

i gots my'nz 

How black people say "I got my"
I don't need a degree, cause I gots my'nz
i gots my'nz by Pizzlej January 15, 2022

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

Igotsucc 

When a man wold say I got succ or i got the succ is referring to oral sex with a woman

Also a fire meme page
I went over to her place and igotsucc
Igotsucc by @yeetcell March 1, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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