i'ts

And look where speed typing got you.

Kate: I'ts time for your dose of longestsoloever, babe.
Joel: Did you just misspell "it's?"
Kate: Autocorrect

i'ts by 7568ino February 23, 2024

ts I knw 2b tru 

This I know to be true

If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.

ts I knw 2b tru by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... 

I can’t lie, you piss me off and that piss me off so much. Not gonna lie, are you for real right now? Be for real. I hate being different, I don’t even know anymore man, just… I hate this shit, why are you so - be so for real with me right now because… Laugh out loud, on my soul, I can’t lie, that shit pissed me off so much so bad right now, not gonna lie. Are you seriously serious and for real right now, bro? Laugh out loud, at this point, just go.

Bro icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔...

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... by That_Shit March 12, 2025

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ. 

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ.

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ.

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 4, 2025

Can i B my L on your Ts? 

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

Can i B my L on your Ts? by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008

i need to B my L on someone's Ts 

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

i need to B my L on someone's Ts by Peter Bretter May 2, 2010

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

Gentlemen in the streets
Freak in the sheets

I want a g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s. by not.my.name. February 15, 2020