hysham 

The GOAT 👑

Bro Hysham is the GOAT 👑

hysham by Totallynotthechickenman November 23, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Hisham Moment 

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

Hisham Moment by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Hisham 

A fine handsome Man with a thunder cock that will make any girl love him and watch out for the Hisham eye it can attach any girl he like in a matter of seconds

Ashley’s girlfriend : is that Hisham
Ashley : ya he’s my best friend he’s cool

Ashley’s girlfriend : am dumping u ( she runs off and starts making out with Hisham )

Hisham by Cool broooo February 4, 2018

Hasham 

A truly nice guy.

"Hey Lisa I got flowers today! I wonder who they are from?"
"Probably from Hasham."

Hasham by Jay Reeds September 29, 2009

Heysham high

Heysham High, located in the north west of England.

Heysham high is well known for having all the chavs under the sun and plenty of slug eyebrowed tangerines walking around.

Most people recommend heysham high if you want to pick a fight or improve your knife skills or even just argue.
One of the most eventful things to happen around the amazing place of heysham is in Morcambe; a sunny seaside town with the odd chip tray in the gutter. It is most famous for the Eric morcambe statue in the centre by the sea who's leg was recently sawed off and who's body got stolen.

Hey look! A roadman! He must be from heysham High!

Heysham high by Roadman no.2828392929399 August 20, 2016

Hesham

Someone who will be such a great friend for you maybe hurt you sometimes without knowing but he is gentle and kind and too much stop he fears spiders and he's a cat person , would like to prank you sometimes , he's smart and funny but he'll bully you sometimes

Who is that clown?

It's hesham

Hesham by :) his amazing friend August 31, 2020