hypnovich

Is a common name in Bosnië Herzegovina. Normally Hypnoviches have more than one vain on their cock, and uses those vains to strike their enemy. This is a well known fighting strategy in this particular part of Europe.

You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches

*person A*:Yo bitch niggah, wy u staring?!

*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!

*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!

*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.

*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!

*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)

by Hypnovich May 13, 2018

hypnotically beautiful

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.

The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.

Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.

by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

hypnotic

The miss-spelled version of the blueish alcoholic drink that is a blend of vodka, cognac, and tropical juices. It is really spelled hpnotiq.

AIMBuddy1: I'm about to get some hypnotic do you want anything?

AIMBuddy2: It's spelled hpnotiq you idiot.

by rc49 October 4, 2005

hypnotic

a neon-colored, light blue fruity tasting very hard liquor; can be mixed with rum.

I got 3 shots of that hypnotic and I was out.

by hypnaddict October 25, 2003