hypersloth

An oxymoronic person demonstrating hyperactive laziness.

A hypersloth accomplishes very little, rapidly. Or vice-versa.

hypersloth by hypersloth August 10, 2007

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hyperglot

Different from hyperpolyglot, it is a person who studies languages for pleasure more than for necessity, generally studying several at a time and going back and forth between them.

That guy is not just a polyglot, his is a hyperglots! He studies languages all the time.

hyperglot by JNetto October 11, 2017

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hypersloth • Hyperclotous • hyperglot • hyperlithic • Hyperslow • hyperslut • hypersthenia • Hypertoothpickemia

hyperslut

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.

1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!

hyperslut by carmelash February 6, 2009

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Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.

A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

Hypertoothpickemia by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020