hyperslut

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.

1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!

by carmelash February 6, 2009

Hyperlative

A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."

Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.

by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011

hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.

Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

by NotAnUndercoverCop August 3, 2018

hyperglot

Different from hyperpolyglot, it is a person who studies languages for pleasure more than for necessity, generally studying several at a time and going back and forth between them.

That guy is not just a polyglot, his is a hyperglots! He studies languages all the time.

by JNetto October 11, 2017

Hypersext

The abundance of links on a pornographic webpage.

Anal
Boobs
Cumshots
Doggy Style
Extreme
Fetish
Golden Showers
Harcore
etc.

This would be an example of hypersext links.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J March 11, 2009

Hyperlite

Best damn wakeboard company there is

Parks rides for Hyperlite

by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004

hyperscat

As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.

Yo bruh, someone just hyperscatted in the urinal.

by -=GMAN=- September 27, 2019