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Hyperlative 

A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."
Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.
Hyperlative by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia 

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

Hyperlite 

Best damn wakeboard company there is
Parks rides for Hyperlite
Hyperlite by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004

hyperslut 

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.
1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!
hyperslut by carmelash February 6, 2009

Hyperlobest 

When you make someone click on a link because they don't know what "Hyperlobest" means.
That guy is so hyperlobest.
Hyperlobest by Saminipop April 4, 2021

Hyperblouie 

Noun, can be used as an adjective

A brain disorder that causes uncontrollable urges to exaggerate everything to insurmountable levels. The part of the brain that stores memories, stories, etc. is most susceptible, but in extreme cases, it can plague every part of a person's perception and speech.
"He LITERALLY crapped his pants SO bad that 46 people drowned!" "Dude, that's the hyperblouie talking."
Hyperblouie by bwb2632 April 23, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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