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Hyperlative 

A hyperbolic superlative. Often used to express an otherwise unquantifiable difference between two or more subjects or concepts. "This coffee is epic, its so strong it could melt a tank."
Movie trailers should stop using so many hyperlatives, nothing is the greatest anything of all time.
Hyperlative by Ravenpaine April 16, 2011

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia 

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

Hyperlite 

Best damn wakeboard company there is
Parks rides for Hyperlite
Hyperlite by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004

hyperslut 

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.
1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!
hyperslut by carmelash February 6, 2009

Hyperlobest 

When you make someone click on a link because they don't know what "Hyperlobest" means.
That guy is so hyperlobest.
Hyperlobest by Saminipop April 4, 2021

Hyperblouie 

Noun, can be used as an adjective

A brain disorder that causes uncontrollable urges to exaggerate everything to insurmountable levels. The part of the brain that stores memories, stories, etc. is most susceptible, but in extreme cases, it can plague every part of a person's perception and speech.
"He LITERALLY crapped his pants SO bad that 46 people drowned!" "Dude, that's the hyperblouie talking."
Hyperblouie by bwb2632 April 23, 2013