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hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.
" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"
hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtin' for a squirtin 

female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

Hurtin' for a Burton 

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.
After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

hurtin' for certain 

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.
Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

Hurtin for a Squirtin 

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

hurtin for a squirtin 

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself
Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!