Hurtbag

Loser

Quit being a hurtbag and take some shots!

by Binford August 9, 2003

hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004

hurtbag

Shedding as much responsibility as possible while whining incessantly when executing a specific action within list of responsibilities.

Stop being a hurtbag and do the dishes. Stop hurtbagging and clean the house.

by rileyUD October 19, 2010

Hurtbag

1.) One who fancies himself as a heatbag.
2.) Wannabe Heatbag.

Daaaaammnn what a hurtbag.

by JejeKiller December 26, 2010

Hurtball

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.

That guy is a HURTball

by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010

#hurtbae

#HurtBae was a trending topic on Twitter referring to a viral video of two exes confronting each other about cheating. The video features a young man and woman, in which the man is telling details about his infidelity to his ex. The more he shares, the more upset she becomes but he appears to be emotionless throughout the whole video. He even goes on to say he wasn't counting how many times he cheated, proving that men aren't shit and will make excuses to cover their guilt.

I hope #hurtbae finds someone that will honor her for the beautiful woman she is. As Ciara says "I bet you start loving me, soon as I start loving someone else..."

by Helpimcheese March 24, 2017

in the hurt bag

To be in a great deal of pain.

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005