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Hurlage is what comes out of your mouth when you hurl up your Aunt Sophie's special tuna casserole. Hurlage usually ends up in the bathroom, but can sometimes be found on the floor, walls, and ceiling leading to the john.
Vrin: Waht's the matter man?
Jadu: I just came back from Aunt Sophie's.
Vrin: No, don't tell me.
Jadu; Yeah.I hurled again after eating her tuna casserole. Hurlage was simply everywhere. Some even got on the dog and on her angel food cake.
Vrin: You okay?
Jadu: Kinda.
hurlage by jethrojones February 11, 2009
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Hurtgenation 

The act of one gentlemen performing a backwards manwich chili dog (penis aimed toward the bellybutton, balls dangling over the obese man's mouth). When he is ready to release his hot gooey butter he will aim toward the belly button shooting a a fresh, hot mixture of poop-spooj into it. Then with his arthritic stricken fingers he will do his best to scoop out the mix of poop-spooj and apply it to the tops of their favorite frozen treat. While the two men eat it is essential for one of them to complain about their schedule at work.
I would go to dairy queen with you but I just had a couple of hurtgenations the other day.
Hurtgenation by SlamaLamaDingDong November 11, 2008

Monkey Hurlage 

Man, that is some disgusting Monkey hurlage.
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he is so hurages
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