hurpatologist

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.

I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.

hurpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

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Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

Herpetologist by Common Russian April 18, 2018

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hurpatologist • Burpatologist • Herpetologist • Herpotologist

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different

Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."

Herpotologist by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005

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Burpatologist

A doctor or health care worker that can prescribe you something that helps stop your burping problems

“Hey mum I can’t stop burping”
“Cori your gonna have to see a burpatologist “

Burpatologist by Lzxte January 25, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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