hurpatologist

1) A person who studies worthless, useless information or concepts.
2) A social justice warrior or anyone on the Regressive Left.
3) People who are so inept, incompetent, or stupid, that they are professional idiots.
4) A professional idiot.
5) Also known as a derpatologist.

I got my gender studies degree. My friends told me I was now an official hurpatologist! When I told them I was not studying reptiles, they just laughed at me for some reason.

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

by Common Russian April 18, 2018

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different

Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."

by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005

Burpatologist

A doctor or health care worker that can prescribe you something that helps stop your burping problems

“Hey mum I can’t stop burping”
“Cori your gonna have to see a burpatologist “

by Lzxte January 25, 2021