1.The act of having sex well trying to hide. 2.Dry humping to exhaustion.

3.The motion a canine makes when cooling up its body prior to squeezing out fecal excrement.
Chad and Clarissa had been caught HURNCHING under the bleachers three times this semester.

James told Lilly he could HURNCH no more. His genitals were beginning to get a carpet burn from Lilly's Cordaroys.

I think your dog has got to shit, he is all HURNCHED over.
by Joe segura January 11, 2017
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