hurnch

1.The act of having sex well trying to hide. 2.Dry humping to exhaustion.

3.The motion a canine makes when cooling up its body prior to squeezing out fecal excrement.

Chad and Clarissa had been caught HURNCHING under the bleachers three times this semester.

James told Lilly he could HURNCH no more. His genitals were beginning to get a carpet burn from Lilly's Cordaroys.

I think your dog has got to shit, he is all HURNCHED over.

by Joe segura January 10, 2017

Hunchitis

A catch all term for athletes that get caught up with the fame and consequently forget to actually work on their game. Derived from the Atlanta rapper Quavo Huncho.

Ben Simmons must have hunchitis, his game is exactly the same as it was his rookie year. He needs to stop worrying about Kardashians and develop a jump shot.

Trae looks way better than last year, I'm so happy he didn't catch hunchitis.

by jVarmi October 25, 2019

Huncho

To have Huncho Status is to rule the streets.
Get on the wrong side of a person with Huncho status and you may wind up dead.

“Oh Shit, Samuel J Huncho’s on block, we finna die!”

by Poignant_bottles August 21, 2018

Huncho

The boss nigga, no ones messes with him. He kills poptart lookin niggas

Oh fuck it’s ynk Huncho he’s gonna put us in a body bag!

by Your.mum.gay February 4, 2018

mother huncher

the same thing as a mother fucker; a censored way to say mother fucker

Turn that music up and be quiet you mother huncher.

by ttexas March 20, 2011

hunched run

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

by G-Stanky October 18, 2011

hurtchadickweed

Bomb ass fucking cannabis covered in crystals and skunky as hell. The purple Northern Cali buds that true stoners like myself smoke everyday. Shit that can literally give you a hernia.

Man I was puffin' A LOT of hurtchadickweed outta the glass bong and coughed so fuckin' hard that I gave myself a hernia.

That hurtchadickweed dropped my intestines straight into my nutsack.

by $crooge May 19, 2006