hunkbox 

A imaginary place that seems to keep men looking impossibly preserved, when they sleep.

He has washboard abs, and an impossibly

chiseled looks at 55. He probably sleeps in a hunkbox.

hunkbox by Burned out February 12, 2014

honkbox 

A metal box which suburbanites sit inside of and make honking noises.

Yes, he could have taken the Subway, and been there in about a half hour; or ridden his bike, and been there in forty minutes. Instead, he opted to sit on the FDR in his honkbox.

honkbox by RChickenMan June 8, 2010