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A newborn hobbit Asian that has three separate testicles the size of peas. He inhabits cold climates and can be found inside small caves eating Landa bread. He befriends a sm eagle who is also known also a BUT BUDDDHAY. He also likes men and has skin darker than your mama's foreskin.
Asian HOBBITS sit on a tree- k I s s I n g. Eating chicken wings and slurping on the water Mel gibson. Hung ho Hobbits e's his own sack as he ponders the pedo-cave.
hung ho by King of the Hobbits October 9, 2013
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Hung like a ho 

This state exists when one's vaginal or anal region is stretched out by sexual contacts.
Juan is hung like a horse, so Susie is now hung like a ho.
Hung like a ho by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

hung Like Horse 

Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)
Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse
hung Like Horse by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

Hung Over Horny 

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.
Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.
Hung Over Horny by Chaz E. March 29, 2008

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Hung like a horse-fly 

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.
Hung like a horse-fly by SHLA June 30, 2012

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.
CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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