A newborn hobbit Asian that has three separate testicles the size of peas. He inhabits cold climates and can be found inside small caves eating Landa bread. He befriends a sm eagle who is also known also a BUT BUDDDHAY. He also likes men and has skin darker than your mama's foreskin.
Asian HOBBITS sit on a tree- k I s s I n g. Eating chicken wings and slurping on the water Mel gibson. Hung ho Hobbits e's his own sack as he ponders the pedo-cave.
by King of the Hobbits October 09, 2013