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humonstrous 

Insanely large. Something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. Usually silences people at first sight. Some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes... cuz everywhere they look, its there.


Synonym: HUMUNGORRR!
I was at a party and someone called my name. When i turned around, my humonstrous muscles knocked some chinese guy down from across the room. He tried to kung fu me, but then i just pointed at my muscles and he backed away.
humonstrous by JSnake September 4, 2005
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humonsky 

A pathetic, pitiful situation, thing or person. Something so lame it's not just pitiful, it's full of pit, it's humanly pitiful, human pit, HUMONSKY.
A person brings a real pile of an RC car in for repair. The guy behind the counter at the hobby shop says to the other guy, "Ohhhhh, Humonsky."
humonsky by Nick Smrt May 30, 2008
A joint or blunt rolled so big that no other words can describe its size.
Holy fuck man, that L is a humonster!
or
Whooo its a humonster!
Humonster by 420blazendude January 25, 2008
The worst beings alive, every bad thing that happened was because of them. They were skin on their flesh and wear godamn clothing. Like what kind of animal wears fucking clothing. They also invented the internet, I hate them all and want to kill them all
Humons are the worst and most dominant animals on the planet.
Humons by Tomajoe October 24, 2019
A human whom happens to be a completely evil monster, or a monster in a human body, if you prefer.
Some types of humonsters are: Psychopaths, sociopaths, pedophiles, animal abusers, Nazis, terrorists, rapists, serial killers, abusive parents, spouses, relatives and partners, and hate groups.
Anyone who doesn't care about hurting others, hurts innocents for their own pleasure, or exploits people who are innocent or defenseless, could be considered a humonster. Humonsters brutalize INNOCENT people. Doing these things to someone who deserves it does NOT make you a humonster.
Person A: I feel bad for my friends who have abusive parents... Monsters in human bodies.
Person B: Yeah, their parents are humonsters.
Humonster by Grabacr May 5, 2022

humonsterous 

Something that is very kewl or exciting
DAMN!,DOUBLE DAMN! those titties r humonsterous!
WORD?
humonsterous by goonther July 19, 2005
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