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Hempress

NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
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Hexpression

A made up word. An english teacher thinks this is a word.

1. Cursing someone with your face

2. Having six expressions at once.
Trent: Sr. Aya hexpressions me.

Brent: What do you mean she hexpressions you?

Trent: she curses me with the presence of her face.
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henpresser

i heard a strange noise and went to see what it was. i saw a hen being pressed in a henpresser.
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hepressed

Same thing as Depressed but about Harry Styles.

D(epressed) + (H)arry

= Hepressed
“This Hrought is making me hepressed, i miss harry so much”
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humpress

Someone that has intimate relations with numerous men.
Watch your man around that humpress.
by International Giant August 30, 2013
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Hempressing

The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.

*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
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Hempression

The impression you leave behind after someone has seen you baked for the first time
I’m gonna leave a good hempression tonight after I smoke with your mom.
by CougheeTime February 21, 2024
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