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Hempressing

The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.

*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
Hempressing by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
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happressing 

When one has the feelings of happiness and depression at the same time

Created by~ Freya and Sean
Jim, "My girlfriend broke up with me!"
Jack, "Are you okay bro?"
Jim, "I loved her so much, but she was a bitch too so I guess I'm happy and upset about it!"
Jack, "Man! You're happressing then I guess?!"
Jim, "Yeah I know man!"

Jim is happy and depressed about his girlfriend breaking up with him, he is happressing.
happressing by PandOlf September 2, 2015
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I’m gonna leave a good hempression tonight after I smoke with your mom.
Hempression by CougheeTime February 21, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004