humpj 

it's like 'humph,' but to a greater extreme. Is used by pioneers of emotion who cannot settle for the limitations of current language. "Humpj" is equal to "HUMPH!!!!!!!!!" but with fewer letters and a more badass spelling. Only cool people say "humpj"- so one must EARN the right to use it. No posers, please

Steven: i should find something to eat. im thinkin macaroni and soy cheese
Blaire: ugh you're killin' me! "soy milk" and it's elated products are NOT milk. they are lousy you disgust me. HUMPJ

humpj by Sex Object June 9, 2007

Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

hump and skunk 

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

hump and skunk by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019

Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."

While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

Starlog Quote Humper by Ironinquisitor November 16, 2022

Forrest Hump 

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

Forrest Hump by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

hump and skunk 

Sex position for three people created by Rocky Flintstone, author of the Belinda Blinked series. You hump one person, while eating the other's asshole until full.

Maeve asked Belinda and Tony if they would be interested in a hump and skunk while they were hiding at the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights safe house.

hump and skunk by gwenstefannypack September 23, 2019

Humperdinck 

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

Humperdinck by kenshamrock December 4, 2021