Humphries
Humphries by DizzzyLizzzie October 2, 2008
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Kris Humphries
Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011
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Rusty Humphries
Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009
Justin Humphries
Justin Humphries by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010
Matthew Humphries
A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
Matthew Humphries by Kushpig December 2, 2011
The Humphries Effect
• The ۰ Hump۰hries Effect
- Social Phenomenon
- Involved in the absorption of any knowledge that embodies artistic, political, and social information.
The known and unified example of creative and intellectual contamination subjectively appearing in any forum where information is distributed in the human social dynamic.
A reference to the living example of a unquestioned abomination of the artistic social realm
-- vis a vis: The Equation trying to balance itself out.
- Social Phenomenon
- Involved in the absorption of any knowledge that embodies artistic, political, and social information.
The known and unified example of creative and intellectual contamination subjectively appearing in any forum where information is distributed in the human social dynamic.
A reference to the living example of a unquestioned abomination of the artistic social realm
-- vis a vis: The Equation trying to balance itself out.
Chad: "Hey, want to check out that new 'Space Town' movie? I hear it's really good."
Tad: "Nah, that movie has some serious Humphries Effect; Eddie from work totally loved it and Eddie from work is a total douche"
Chad: "I understand, for I am all too aware of the potency of The Humphries Effect and the effect it has upon creative materials we all try to enjoy."
Tad: "Nah, that movie has some serious Humphries Effect; Eddie from work totally loved it and Eddie from work is a total douche"
Chad: "I understand, for I am all too aware of the potency of The Humphries Effect and the effect it has upon creative materials we all try to enjoy."
The Humphries Effect by HimmelGarten February 20, 2010
Kris Humphries
The best basketball player that ever stepped foot on the court. Better than Jordan and Lebron, he joins the ultimate dream team with Ilgauskas, Scalabrine and Newbie.
Kris Humphries by Ronald Stevens December 1, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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