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humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019

humpty dump 

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass
I just took the runniest humpty dump
humpty dump by techstep April 22, 2006

humpdy dumpdy 

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!
Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
humpdy dumpdy by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

humpdy dumpdy 

Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass
The popped his left nut while giving a humpdy dumpy to A fine ass bitch
humpdy dumpdy by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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