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humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019

humpty dump 

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass
I just took the runniest humpty dump
humpty dump by techstep April 22, 2006

humpdy dumpdy 

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!
Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
humpdy dumpdy by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.
Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

humpdy dumpdy 

Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass
The popped his left nut while giving a humpdy dumpy to A fine ass bitch
humpdy dumpdy by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003