humpdar

The continually faster beeping sound made by someone as they get closer to the person or thing they are going to hump (not the sexual way, just the pelvic thrust you would do to a sibling)

Lindsay's humpdar was far more acute than her sister's.

Lindsay's humpdar could be heard from across the street as she saw her sister walk into their home.

by lindsay matthews December 24, 2007

HollaBack Humpday

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.

damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!

by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013

Humpday Chillin

The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.

boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia

by BoobieM October 4, 2011

humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

humpday

Wednesday. Middle of the week. The rest of the week towards friday is a downhill ride.

Thank god it's humpday - weekend starts in 2 days !

by captn jack June 20, 2005

Homiesexual humpday

Homiesexual humpday is the one day of each week on Wednesday inwhich friends of all shapes orientations,sizes, and shape are able to engage in intense session of homiesexual activities without being in a true romantic or sexual relationship kinda like a quick favor between the homies (applises to all people)

Homie 1: whats good homie you lookik mighty scrumptious
Homie 2: thanks babe you too *kisses*
Homie 3: o its homiesexual humpday already?

by Its ya boiiiii6 June 24, 2020

Humpday

That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)

"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco

by Mcluvinz May 21, 2011