Humpday

That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)
"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco
by Mcluvinz May 21, 2011
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Shtook

When a girl gives you head while youre taking a dump.
You guys wont believe it! Last night I shtooked Cindy Kim!!
by Mcluvinz June 06, 2011
mugGet the Shtookmug.