2 definitions by lindsay matthews

humpdar

The continually faster beeping sound made by someone as they get closer to the person or thing they are going to hump (not the sexual way, just the pelvic thrust you would do to a sibling)

Lindsay's humpdar was far more acute than her sister's.

Lindsay's humpdar could be heard from across the street as she saw her sister walk into their home.

by lindsay matthews November 24, 2007

woodina

A stake pounder used to pound tree stakes into the ground. it is a hollow metal tube with handles.

Bob hit himself in the head with the woodina when he missed the stake.

by lindsay matthews November 23, 2007