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humdumpster 

a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.
you are being a total humdumpster
humdumpster by dampster December 25, 2010
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1) Lacking variety or excitement; dull.
2)Monotonous talk or routine.
Screw all this humdrum! I'm going out for a drink.
humdrum by WuBang3R January 19, 2006

Humducken 

A word used in place of profanity when you are severely angry.
"That humducken roof is leaking again! It dripped right on my head!!"
Humducken by Pooky Ling Fu September 22, 2011

hummumbling 

This occurs when someone only has a vague recollection of a song, and is attempting to sing it, but cannot remember all of the lyrics. As the person attempts to sing the song, they alternate humming, when they have no clue about the lyrics, with mumbling, when they think they can get away with the words they remember. The result is highly obnoxious.
Person 1: The hmm-mmm-mm don't like it, rock the hmm-mmmm, rock the hmmm-mmm.

Person 2: Dude, stop hummumbling the damn thing and put on the mp3.
hummumbling by Matthew F.. May 22, 2008

Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.
Humpdump in your mouth yo!
Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004
The state of extreme disorientation or inebriation, to the point of being unable to function normal tasks, such as slurred speech, decreased reaction time, ECT. Often results in poor decisions that one would not make unless being is this state of humdurty.
Dave was so humdurty last night he stuck his foot in the campfire until his shoe melted.
Humdurty by humdurty March 25, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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